“It is for their own good, says minister”
(TPT) – MALACCA: The Human Resources Ministry will work closely with the Home Ministry to ensure that the estimated 70,000 Bangladeshi workers expected to enter the country are only allowed to work in the forest.
Human Resources Minister Datuk Dr S. Super Man Yam said the authorities would ensure that the foreigners do not work in sectors where a freeze has been imposed by the Government. There are two sectors in which we have not frozen, the forestery and oceanic. “Since we are all very aware that Bangladeshis cunt swim, we have no other option but to direct them towards the forestery industry”, said the minister. Chuckling he added that “no wonder there are no Olympic swimmers from Bangladesh”.
A barber, Arif bin Takut Bini is very happy with the new ruling. He has been having sleepless nights since the Bangladeshis, more stylishly known as Banglas locally, have moved in to work in an area behind his house. His wife has been endlessly washing dishes after dishes, day and night since the Banglas moved in. Arif suspects that his wife is using the washing as an excuse to ogle at the Shah Rukh Khan-lookalikes who are strutting around behind his house. He also complained that his expenses for dish washing detergent has gone up three folds due to his wife “extra curricular activities” and it is really eating into his house budget.
If this move really comes to fruition, seeing Banglas around us would be a thing of the past – we might have to go to the forest to view them.
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