A portrait of Bendera’s charismatic leader
Cult leader vows that announced hostilities will still take place, just not this week. Or the next.
(TPT) – JAKARTA: There is no more controversial issue in the blogosphere right now than the on-again, off-again ‘Ganyang’ invasion of Malaysia proposed by an Indonesian militant group calling for retribution (in particular, violent death) against Malaysians for various grievances, including the unlawful misappropriation of culture. In this exclusive, our undercover reporter, who had been seconded to us by Kor Risik DiRaja and who is staying alive by sheer wit and the aid of Australian permanent residency papers which lists his / her country of birth as ‘Indonesia,’ gives us a behind-the-scenes look into the radical and delusional fringe movement that is causing an uproar and exacerbating relations between the two peace-loving countries.
Mustar Bonaventura, leader of the amateur terrorist group Benteng Demokrasi Rakyat (Bendera) that had earlier proclaimed a date of 8 Oct for its planned assault of Malaysian soil said that numerous factors have contributed to a delay in the group’s original invasion blueprint. However, he assured his followers in a closed-door speech over the weekend that the ‘Ganyang’ invasion was still on track and set to take place at a time of his choosing. In this report, we bring you highlights of his speech.
“Fellow countrymen, patriots, comrades, brothers and sisters in the enemy rear who have temporarily fallen under the yoke of the Malingsian brigands, our glorious men and women guerrillas who are doing their best to disrupt the daily lives of their Malingsian employers!
“On behalf of the Bendera Movement, I greet you and congratulate you on your achievements in progressing towards our ultimate goal of invading Malingsia to punish them for their appalling deeds!
“Comrades! Today as we carry out our individual responsibilities towards this greater cause, we do so in difficult conditions. The Malingsians’ treacherous increase in security and the war that they forced upon us have created a threat to our ultimate goal. We have temporarily lost a number of agents, and the enemy has posed a determined front to resist our upcoming invasion.
A rabid supporter of the Bendera movement shows why she means business.
“Comrades! Fear not the determination of Malingsia! Our brave men and women guerrillas are doing their best to prepare the ground for our glorious invasion. They are indoctrinating Malingsians’ children while posing as domestic workers. They are sabotaging construction of key installations with black magic so that these installations will crumble to dust at the wimp of our bomoh troop. They are whipping up delicious food in restaurants so that on D-Day they can poison their Malingsian patrons with dysentery.
“Comrades! Just as our brothers and sisters are relentless in their endeavours behind enemy lines, we too should not neglect our responsibilities towards them. There can be no greater reward for our brothers and sisters in Malingsia than a successful invasion!
“Comrades! Some of you may listen to the enemy’s broadcasts or stumble across propagandist blogs and you may wonder if Bendera was fully committed to its cause. You may feel that the invasion date has been put off for far too many times, and you wonder if Bendera was all talk and no action. Rest assured comrades! Planning and preparation for our ultimate goal is still underway! The dates 8 Oktober and 9 Oktober were set to deceive the enemy, not actual dates. The real date is up here. In my brain. Only I know when the invasion will take place, and everybody else can keep guessing. Every day that we don’t invade are days that we exhaust the enemy from searching the jungles for us. Eventually they will cave in to fatigue and make our job easier for us!
“Comrades! There exists another reason for the delay of our ultimate goal! I have received daily reports from our training section as well as our logistics section. The picture painted by these reports is grim, and shows that we have not been doing our best to prepare for our ultimate goal. We need to speed up the training of archers, cavalry, ninja, militia and bomoh troop! We need to speed up production of busur for our archers! Keris and pedang for our cavalry! Katana for our ninja special forces! Polong to serve at the beck and call of our bomoh troop! Last but not least, we need more landing sampan for our invasion!
“Comrades! There are delays in the planning and preparation phases of our ultimate goal! Some of them are deliberate, while others are issues that will have to be dealt with in order to ensure the success of our invasion! I ask now for everyone’s cooperation, to do our parts for our ultimate goal!
“Fellow countrymen, patriots, comrades, brothers and sisters in the enemy rear who have temporarily fallen under the yoke of the Malingsian brigands, our glorious men and women guerrillas who are doing their best to disrupt the daily lives of their Malingsian employers!
“The whole world is looking to you as a force capable of destroying the brigand hordes of Malingsians! The enslaved foreign workers of Malingsia under the yoke of the Malingsian slave-drivers are looking to you as their liberators! A great mission of liberation has fallen to your lot!
“Be worthy of this mission! The war you are waging is a war of liberation and justice, a just war! Let the victorious banner of Bendera fly over your heads!
“Utter destruction to the Malingsia brigands!
“Death to the Malingsia slave-drivers!
“Long live our glorious motherland, her freedom, her independence and her culture!
“Under the banner of Bendera – onward to victory!”
More Petai coverage of the much-delayed ‘Ganyang’ invasion can be found here
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