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Khir Toyo confesses to MACC

Posted on 17 September 2009 by Kapla Pu Singh

mohammadkhirtoyoKuala Lumpur, 17 September 2009 – Former Selangor Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo has been reported to have gone to the Plaza Masalam, Shah Alam MACC and surrendered himself. It is believed that the fasting month has really taken a toll on him as he could not lie and take the guilt anymore. He fully confessed to all the corrupt activities that he has been involved from the time he was 12 years old till he lost his MB post. The guilt was so rompoverwhelming that he even went to the extend of producing the receipts to the “Big Thunder Mountain Railroad” ride  and  “Pirate’s Lair” boat trip to Disneyland  recently. Khir even gave a blow by blow account of how he used government funds and covered his tracks in the process.

According to sources inside MACC, it was reported Khir’s marathon confession lasted for 27 hours straight, and even then they only covered 10% of all his ill-gotten gains. Even the MACC officers had to take turns recording his statements as they could not keep pace with his outpouring. It was disclosed that two MACC officers fainted while taking his statement.

Khir has at last come out and admitted that the Bungalow he built in Shah Alam was actually funded by his illegal gains and the actual cost of the bungalow is actually RM36 million and not RM24 million as reported earlier. The only thing that he paid legally from his former MB salary is the water in the swimming pool.

The sudden rush of guilt was so strong that he even confessed to things that did not concern the MACC – like his immoral behavior.  He  supplied photos of his romping sessions in Las Vegas and other major cities in the US and stated that he did not want to do anything locally as he did not want to end up like “Viagra Chua Soi Lek” . However, he proudly stated that he wore his songkok through out those immoral sessions and not once did it fall off from his head.

Petai has this to say – Well done to Khir Toyo for cumming … errr.. I mean coming forward with this confession, and to MACC, please do not allow this case to be thrown out of the window again this time.

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