A two-tier entry requirement is to be introduced for would-be travelers to the country, Malaysia’s Home Ministry announced recently. This new set of tough measures is aimed at weeding out the negative influence of foreign nationals.

Home Ministry Secretary-General Datuk Seri Mahmood Adam said that the plan, derived and copied wholesale from the US’s two-tier system would eliminate any threats to Malaysia’s culture and leave it as pure as possible.

Dismissing any suggestions that this might put off travelers from coming to the country burdened with slow and long queues at immigration, SG Mahmood countered that the country’s fragile culture and ecosystem would only suffer, weakening further the identity of Malaysians and the indigenous population. Everything was done with the people’s interest in mind, he asserted.

Part of this slew of requirements entail immigration attaches stationed at foreign missions reading the body language of incoming foreign nationals. These specialist officers, trained to lookout for unsavory foreign characters would prevent them from entering the country. Amongst the list of to-be-barred-body language includes foreigners looking sleepily undressed or unshaved men. It was understood that unshaved women would also not be excluded from the list.

According to insiders, this entry requirement is part of a Malaysian-wide project to safeguard the country’s precious culture from foreign attacks. Past initiatives have included considerations of an Internet filter and asserting that nasi lemak belongs to the country.

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