Putrajaya, 25 March 2010
Malaysian politics is really getting scary in recent times, there is a revelation that there is a “third force” present – it has interfered in Malaysian politics, and has even dared to penetrate the Royal Malaysian Police force. This matter about the “third force” is getting louder and louder, so much so that even DAP stalwart Lim Kit Siang has called on the PM to look into it.
What is this “third force”? Is it something that is really present and alive around us, or is it just a convenient and clever excuse used by the politicians and the IGP alike to blame something that is of supernatural in nature so that nobody can go and investigate?
The Petai wanted to get to bottom of this and we scoured through the internet, ploughed through hundreds of books at the Perpustakaan Negara and even visited some spooky spots in KL like the Puchong House, Highland Towers and Bukit Tunku. Nope, we did not come across any hantu.
A glimmer of hope was given to us from the most unlikely source, Independent Kulim Bandar Baru MP Zulkifli Nordin. He has raised in parliament about him being tasked to link PM Najib and his beautiful wife, Rosmah Mansor, to the murder of Mongolian model Altantuya. Zulkifli than rammed through PI Balasubramaniam’s SD (where it was stated that PM Najib knew Altantuya) and added that PI Balasubramaniam is “an opportunist who took advantage of the rapacity of a DEVIL in the guise of a human”.
Who can doubt Zulkifli’s words? From now on, The Petai will be looking very closely at Balasubramaniam, watching for signs that will betray him. We hope our readers can help us too on this matter. Please do look out for the following:
- a pitchfork in his bag or any other concealed place in his house;
- signs of horns growing on his head;
- smiles when he sees a funeral;
- avoids garlic;
- gets turned-on when he sees a pontianak;
- avoids walking by or near places of worship like mosque, temple, church etc
- feet does not touch the ground;
- always makes appointment to see you after dark;or
- any other peculiarities that a normal human being would not display.
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