Bendera militant demonstrating why Malaysian bullets will not stop him.
Minister assures Non-Malays that move is unrelated to upcoming by-election
(TPT) – PUTRAJAYA: Home Minister and former UMNO Youth chief Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein announced today that the Panca Warisan keris would be put back into service in defence of the country ahead of threats from an Indonesian group to invade Malaysia on 8 Oct.
“The Panca Warisan will defend Malaysians – all Malaysians, including Malays, Chinese, Indians, Eurasians, Peranakan and even Orang Asli, from the careless and naïve actions of these hooligans who think they can invade our country anytime they like.
“They believe that samurai swords, ninja sticks, sharpened bamboo poles and black magic practitioners are sufficient to invade this land. Well I have something to say to these immature provocateurs – semangat keris Panca Warisan dan Negaraku akan mengatasi apa-apa yang awak boleh membuang ke arahan sini, kerana kami betul dan awak salah.”
Datuk Seri Hishammuddin proceeded to utter something that sounded like “ne-nenenene.”
“I want to stress to the Non-Malays of Bagan Pinang that this measure has been deemed necessary by the Home Ministry as the semangat inside the Panca Warisan has the ability to counteract the black magic used by Bendera bomoh and dukun. It has nothing to do with the 11 Oct by-elections in Bagan Pinang.”.
On 25 Sep, it had been reported in the Jakarta Globe that a group of vigilantes calling themselves the “Bentang Demokrasi Rakyat” (the People’s Democratic Defence or Bendera) had planned to invade Malaysia today over – amongst others – territorial disputes, alleged abuses of migrant workers, national anthems, a Balinese dance, food and batik. Supposedly, its members, which is estimated to number some 1,500 and have been given combat and mage training over 2 sessions in Jakarta, will infiltrate Malaysian airports with an assortment of weapons specially treated with black magic so as to be invisible to X-ray.
Datuk Seri Hishammuddin declaring war against Bendera.
The Panca Warisan is a keris that had been first wielded by Datuk Seri Hishammuddin at the 2005 UMNO Annual General Assembly during his tenure as UMNO Youth chief and had since come to be an everlasting symbol of protection for Malaysians of all races. It had been brought out at successive UMNO assemblies to reaffirm UMNO Youth’s commitment to unity and the protection of all Malaysians before its retirement in Mar 09 when Datuk Seri Hishammuddin stepped down from his position at UMNO Youth, as it had been accumulating too many years of service for it to still be considered youthful.
In other news, a group of Ibans have been heard to express disappointment with the Home Minister’s announcement as he had apparently forgotten to mention that the Panca Warisan’s protective powers applied to the Ibans as well.
”Sometimes I don’t feel like we’re treated as citizens of this country. Moreover, we actually have a common border with these invading Bendera hordes and are the first line of defence against them,” lamented an Iban elder who did not wished to be named.
More information on the dastardly scheming of the Bendera thugs hoping to invade Malaysia can be found in the video below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLRMkDceRw
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