Kuala Lumpur, June 16 – Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak has revealed that UMNO is still open and ready to listen to what PAS has to say on the unity government matter. Stating that he senses that PAS is sincere, he mentioned that “we have to risik risik (investigate or poke-poke) first. Like if we want to get married, we have to investigate (poke-poke) first.”
Now the Petai isn’t sure about the whole “poke-poke” thing. The only thing we’re certain is that a UMNO-PAS marriage can save quite a bit of money on the Tok Kadi as there are many of them in PAS. Another thing we have to look at is that, if there is a marriage, there will be a child – whatever kind of child will come out of this union. Half evil and half saint-like – and what will we have, one side of the body trying to kill the other, because they cannot stand each other?
Only two things can happen in such a situation – homicide or suicide. Whatever happens, what we will have is a body that is only half alive, dragging the other dead half of itself (which it itself has killed) around. It is not an easy thing I tell you – I tried it myself, pretending that half of my body is dead and using the other half that is alive to move around – I did not get far.
Or lets look at it at another way – both halves are so stupid that they are unable to recognize that they hate each other and some how manage to live a life of “live and let live”. We would have a very confused child here. Take for example, while walking on the street this child comes across a very sexily clad girl, half of the child’s mouth would pucker up for a whistle while the other half of the mouth would start cringing for a good scolding for the girl. What do you think would come out of that mouth – neither a whistle nor a scolding. At the risk of becoming a schizophrenic, I tried that too – I myself was confused at what was coming out of my own mouth. Another example, this stupid child while walking along Bangsar comes across a pub – half of it would want to go in to minum and joget while the other half would want to run off in the opposite direction. What could possibly happen is that in the process of running away and pulling itself towards the pub, the child could accidentally tear itself into two – now we will have two halves of a child, which is totally immobilized, confused and in pain. Would we want that?
I think it is best for evil to stay where it is and for the self-proclaimed saints to stay where they are. Apart they do not cause that much damage to themselves or others, but when there is a union – lots of paralysis, confusion and pain will follow.
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