JOHOR BARU, Feb 13 – Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi has the following message for renowned rogue Datuk Seri Zahrain Mohamed Hashim:
“You belong to the dark side. Search your feelings young one. Feel it in the Force. You know it to be true. Join us, and together we shall end the rebellion and bring order to this galaxy.
“The Emperor has long foreseen this, and preparations are underway for your welcome. We have been waiting for this. Soon, the rebellion will be no more.”
Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad also lamented the weakness in dark side leadership in the intervening years since the fall of Darth Sidious.
“The chosen successor to Lord Sidious had been ineffective and had a tendency to let Dark side affairs go astray with animal spirits. He also had a peculiar disposition for losing himself in his thoughts while deliberating on important affairs of the Empire. Fortuitously for us, he was deposed by a True Sith who now graces the throne. What we need now is another to take the role of apprentice, so that the Rule of Two shall once again be fulfilled as it was ordered in Darth Bane’s commandment in antiquity: ‘Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.’
“However, too many millennia of inbreeding have left the dark side unable to produce a heir capable of usurping power from his master should the current Emperor grow too weak to continue his ascendancy. We need new blood. New blood like Datuk Seri Zahrain and Tan Tee Beng who will reinvigorate the dark side with their ambition, their fear, their anger, their hate, their thirst for victory.”
Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad also distributed pamphlets bearing what he dubbed “tenets of power.” The Petai has reproduced its content below:
Peace is a lie; there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
- The Sith Code
In other news, Tan Tee Beng had repeatedly denied he was planning to join the dark side, explaining that his allegiance was with the Republic for now, but that he felt it was his responsibility to jointly manage the stay-behind operation against the tyranny of the majority with fellow collaborator Zulkifli Noordin.
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