Kuala Lumpur, 17 September 2009 – Former Selangor Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo has been reported to have gone to the Plaza Masalam, Shah Alam MACC and surrendered himself. It is believed that the fasting month has really taken a toll on him as he could not lie and take the guilt anymore. He fully confessed to all the corrupt activities that he has been involved from the time he was 12 years old till he lost his MB post. The guilt was so overwhelming that he even went to the extend of producing the receipts to the “Big Thunder Mountain Railroad” ride  and  “Pirate’s Lair” boat trip to Disneyland  recently. Khir even gave a blow by blow account of how he used government funds and covered his tracks in the process.

According to sources inside MACC, it was reported Khir’s marathon confession lasted for 27 hours straight, and even then they only covered 10% of all his ill-gotten gains. Even the MACC officers had to take turns recording his statements as they could not keep pace with his outpouring. It was disclosed that two MACC officers fainted while taking his statement.

Khir has at last come out and admitted that the Bungalow he built in Shah Alam was actually funded by his illegal gains and the actual cost of the bungalow is actually RM36 million and not RM24 million as reported earlier. The only thing that he paid legally from his former MB salary is the water in the swimming pool.

The sudden rush of guilt was so strong that he even confessed to things that did not concern the MACC – like his immoral behavior.  He  supplied photos of his romping sessions in Las Vegas and other major cities in the US and stated that he did not want to do anything locally as he did not want to end up like “Viagra Chua Soi Lek” . However, he proudly stated that he wore his songkok through out those immoral sessions and not once did it fall off from his head.

Petai has this to say – Well done to Khir Toyo for cumming … errr.. I mean coming forward with this confession, and to MACC, please do not allow this case to be thrown out of the window again this time.

(TPT) Selangor: Dr Mohd Khir Toyo has refuted allegations that his partially-completed house, known as Istana Toyo is worth only RM 20 million. The allegations were made by DAP’s Ng Suee Lim this week, who had brought a group of construction experts to view the partially finished mansion. <span class=”fullpost”>

“No, it’s not just RM 20 million. How can it be only 20 million?” The ex-Selangor Menteri Besar questioned this paper. “Who are those construction industry experts that Ng guy brought to see, they know their stuff or not?”

According to reports, DAP member Ng Suee Lim had earlier this week brought a group of ‘construction industry experts’ to verify the cost of Khir Toyo’s mansion. He had presumably done so in order to expose Khir Toyo’s charges of corruption.

“That’s why I say he is only Standard Six, dia tak boleh faham lah. Anyone knows it’s more than RM 20 million. My roof alone costs how much you know – RM 500,000” he further chides this paper. “What can RM 20 million buy these days – you tell me, what can 20 million buy – a few Ramly burgers?” as Khir continues his barrage, unable to contain his outrage.

When pressed on the full price of Istana Toyo, Dr Mohd Khir was however unable to give specific figures. He only pointed out that his wife, Datin Seri Zahrah Kechik, Ex-President of Balkis (Wives of Selangor State Assemblymen and MPs’ Charity and Welfare Organisation) was responsible for all decisions concerning the house.

“You know lah, women, they like to choose this and that. I let her decide on these small issues”, Khir finally reveals. “Anyway she earned some money from her wives association some time back – so she got to choose the house”.

“By the way, have you seen the pink curtains she picked for the rooftop garden?”

Istana Toyo would be open for general viewing come end of the year. Admission charges are yet to be finalized although it was said Ng might be employed as a consultant to the estate.

New evidence found linking MACC commissioner to child porn ring

(TPT) – KUALA LUMPUR: In a move described as a shocking about-turn by political observers, Malaysia’s top anti-graft cop apologized for statements he made in an interview published a fortnight ago, saying that he may have made a mistake when he stated that he “did nothing over there.”

“What I really meant was I did nothing over in Australia, which, as you all know, was where my son had been wrongly accused of possessing underage pornography. I did not say if I have done anything wrong here in Malaysia. That is a different matter altogether. A different country even,” said Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan in a sparsely-attended press session that had been called at the last minute on Friday evening.

“The DVD linking my office to an illegal pornographic ring – who did it and why is obvious – but it is not important now. What is most important is that my family, wife and children have personally accepted my apology.”

Ahmad, who had been with the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission for 24 years, had been implicated in a FBI sting targeted at international distributors of illegal pornography that had started more than 2 years ago and had recently published its findings in a report that was so damning that the US government had to censor up to 65 pages due to “national security concerns.” It is believed by experts that these pages implicate leading figures in friendly governments and that there was a possibility that more Malaysian legislators could be affected in the fallout from the report.

“The MACC office is a hot seat. I have been here for 24 years and it has always been hot. Well not as hot as looking at kiddie porn, if you know what I mean.

“Child pornography is nothing lah. I can bet with you it’s something that you will find on most men’s handphones. If you don’t believe me, you can look at mine…” At this point, Ahmad began to take out his handphone, which was promptly snatched away by an aide.

Ahmad Said also questioned the motive of those who exposed him as a member of the porn distribution ring.

There were other politicians and police officers who also paid these so-called fines for similar offences but their names are not published in the press. Why do I have to be the scapegoat for this? This is unfair. I would tell you their names if not for the plea bargain I signed. In fact, to heck with the plea bargain. Let me tell you who they are. The head honcho is Na-“ The same aide who snatched away Ahmad’s handphone earlier pulled away the microphone and told the audience that the press session had ended. Ahmad was then shoved into a waiting vehicle which promptly sped off.

Reporters who attended the session speculated as to who “Na-“ was, and while many theories have been formulated, only one theory was certain – that Ahmad was stone drunk.