Putrajaya, 18 February 2010

It was reported that 4 men and 3 women have been caned in Kajang Prison on 9 Feb 10 for committing illicit sex under the Syariah law.  The Petai is totally confused over the matter because the maths simply just does not add up – 4 men and 3 women? We in The Petai have come up with various permutations to give a little more resolution to the matter. Here goes:-

1. There were two couples and the last lady of the three was having the company of two men;
2. There was one couple, one guy with two girls, and two guys doing the Saiful thing;
3. There were only three couples, the fourth guy was a peeping tom;
4. The three girls were lesbians and the four guys were just watching;
5. There were actually four couples, but the missing girl for the last couple was actually a minister’s wife, so she got away scot-free;
6. It was supposed to be an orgy for eight, but one of the girl got stuck in the Bukit Bintang traffic jam;
7. They were filming a porn clip and the fourth man was actually a cameraman.

That is all we can come up with. We would like to ask our readers to contribute any other permutations they can come up with in helping matters to be a little clearer in our Malaysian landscape.