Kuala Lumpur, 15 January 2010

It was reported recently by PM Najib Razak that about 39,000 Indian nationals on tourist visas to Malaysia have gone missing after their visas have expired. Malaysian Home Ministry officials have looked everywhere for them, but have not found them or obtained any positive leads to their whereabouts. When queried about the 2 million “missing” illegal Indonesians in Malaysia, the Home Ministry official flatly denied any knowledge on that matter and replied that he does not even have a single missing Indonesian on his list.

When queried further that any Malaysian, with proper functioning eyes could see that there are gazillions of illegal Indonesians walking around Kuala Lumpur, and that if you were to close your eyes and throw a stone, it would definitely hit an Indonesian, or two, the official stood his ground and firmly made it clear that the Home Ministry, together with the police had done numerous patrols around the KL city area and have never come across one single missing Indonesian. Whenever they question an Indonesian they meet on their patrols, the Indonesian would claim that he is not missing and the authorities would let him go subsequently.

Following that reply, the Home Ministry official made a quick exit from the press conference hall and was seen being driven away in a Mercedes Benz by an Indonesian looking driver.